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PHT Power Rankings: The NHL’s worst alternate jerseys

Oilers celebrate goal

TORONTO - FEBRUARY 11: Mike Comrie #89 and Anson Carter #22 of the Edmonton Oilers high five as teammates celebrate Carters goal against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Air Canada Centre on February 11, 2003 in Toronto, Ontario. The Oilers defeated the Maple Leafs 5-4. (Photo By Dave Sandford/Getty Images/NHLI)

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It is the summer and with no games being played at the moment it is awfully difficult to rank the NHL’s 31 teams on a weekly basis. So the PHT Power Rankings will spend the next month taking a look back at some of the best (and worst) developments throughout NHL history. Best trades. Worst trades. Best all-time teams. Any other random things we feel like ranking. We begin by taking a look back at the worst alternate jerseys the league’s creative geniuses have concocted.

For the upcoming 2018-19 season a couple of NHL teams are turning back the clock for their alternate jerseys and bringing back some old favorites. The Arizona Coyotes are bringing back their original black Kachina jerseys, while the Anaheim Ducks are going with a retro-themed look for their alternates (a jersey that has already received mixed reviews).

Everyone has a favorite jersey for their favorite team and this list is not about them. This list is about the worst alternate jerseys in league history, with most of them coming from that bizarre stretch in the mid-late 1990s when things got ... well ... weird.

Important note to address before we begin: The Islanders Gorton’s Fishstick jerseys -- everyone’s favorite jersey to hate -- are excluded from this ranking for two reasons. First, they are awesome and the Islanders should bring them back. Second, they were not an “alternate” jersey. They were the Islanders’ actual regular jersey for several years and hockey was better for it.

Also excluded: The St. Louis Blues “Cool Cat” jerseys because they never actually saw the light of day and were never worn during a game. They are more of an urban legend than anything else at this point. The story goes that they were presented to then Blues coach Mike Keenan who completely rejected them, refusing to put his team on the ice if they wore them. Our Sean Leahy asked Keenan about that story a few years ago.

“I could speculate that it probably was true at the time,” Keenan said at the time. “I couldn’t confirm it, but I probably had an inclination that that would be something at that time in the context of the league I probably wasn’t too enamored with. I don’t remember specifically, but I think that’s probably right.”

Darn shame.

As for the jerseys that did see the ice...
The Worst Of The Worst

1. Anaheim Ducks

The NHL’s third jersey program kicked off during the 1995-96 season with Anaheim, Boston, Pittsburgh, Los Angeles and Vancouver all introducing new threads. Most of them will make this list, but none of them were as bizarre as the Ducks’ monstrosity that featured their mascot, dressed in goalie gear, bursting through the ice like he was emerging from a deep sea scuba diving expedition. The Ducks are a team whose jersey’s I have never really cared for in any era and these probably the closest thing the NHL ever saw to the Cool Cat Blues jersey actually hitting the ice.

Stars V Ducks

12 Apr 1996: Leftwinger Valeri Karpov of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks moves down the ice during a game against the Dallas Stars at Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California. The Ducks won the game, 4-2. Mandatory Credit: Glenn Cratty /Allsport

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2. Los Angeles Kings

During the Wayne Gretzky era the Los Angeles Kings’ silver and blake uniforms were just awesome. A tremendous look. Simple design. The colors worked perfectly. It was just awesome. Then, when the league introduced the third jersey concept, they came up with this, which is the exact opposite of awesome.

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3. Edmonton Oilers

This is an underrated jersey that does not get enough respect in the bad jersey discussion. Though, slapping giant tear drop on the front of the Oilers’ jersey is very fitting for that organization over the past 15 years.

Oilers celebrate goal

TORONTO - FEBRUARY 11: Mike Comrie #89 and Anson Carter #22 of the Edmonton Oilers high five as teammates celebrate Carters goal against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Air Canada Centre on February 11, 2003 in Toronto, Ontario. The Oilers defeated the Maple Leafs 5-4. (Photo By Dave Sandford/Getty Images/NHLI)

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4. Tampa Bay Lightning

This just looks like a bad All-Star jersey.

Benoit Hogue

28 Oct 1998: Leftwinger Benoit Hogue #33 of the Tampa Bay Lightning looks on during the game against the Anaheim Mighty Ducks at the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California. The Mighty Ducks defeated the Lightning 5-3. Mandatory Credit: Elsa Hasch /Allsport

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Why Did You Mess With A Classic?

These really do not need much comment. You know what the original uniforms are supposed to look like. And then ... these.

5. Boston Bruins

Remember that “turn ahead the clock” promotion that Major League Baseball went with in the late 90s, where teams would wear what they thought to be “futuristic” uniforms?

They were basically just a bright color with a giant team logo (or some version of the logo) slapped on the front of it.

That is kind of what these remind me of. That bear doesn’t even look intimidating or fierce. It’s like the goofy bear that accidentally stumbles into your backyard swimming pool.

Bruins V Sabres

21 Mar 1998: Goaltender Byron Dafoe and center Mike Sullivan of the Boston Bruins in action during a game against the Buffalo Sabres at the Marine Midland Arena in Buffalo, New York. The Bruins defeated the Sabres 2-1. Mandatory Credit: Craig Melvin /Al

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6. New York Rangers

You know the classic New York Rangers jersey? What if we replaced it by puttting the painting of the Statue of Liberty from Mike Richter’s mask on the front of the jersey?

Mike Richter

13 Jan 1997: Goaltender Mike Richter of the New York Rangers goes down during a game with the New York Islanders at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. The Islanders won the game 4-2.

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What is happening here?

7. Dallas Stars

Interesting design here in Dallas.

Red Wings v Stars

DALLAS - NOVEMBER 12: Center Mike Modano #9 of the Dallas Stars skates on the ice during the game against the Detroit Red Wings at the American Airlines Center on November 12, 2003 in Dallas, Texas. The Red Wings defeated the Stars 6-2. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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8. Calgary Flames

The idea of a fire-breathing horse seems kind of cool, but it just does not work here.

Craig Conroy skates on the ice

TORONTO - JANUARY 14: Craig Conroy #22 of the Calgary Flames skates on the ice during the game against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Air Canada Centre on January 14, 2003 in Toronto, Ontario. The Leafs defeated the Flames 3-2. (Photo By Dave Sandford/Getty Images/NHLI)

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What’s with the colors?

9 (tie). Nashville Predators/Atlanta Thrashers

I think with the right look a team can make mustard yellow or powder blue work.

These two looks are not the right look.

Dallas Stars v Nashville Predators

NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 26: David Legwand #11 of the Nashville Predators attempts to stop the puck as goaltender Tomas Vokoun #29 gets gets tangled with Dan Hamhuis #2 of the Predators and Brendan Morrow #10 of the Dallas Stars during second period NHL action on November 26, 2005 at the Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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Washington Capitals v Atlanta Thrashers

ATLANTA - OCTOBER 8: Defender Greg de Vries #7 of the Atlanta Thrashers looks on against the Washington Capitals during their NHL game on October 8, 2005 at Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia. Atlanta beat the Capitals 8-1. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)

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10. Vancouver Canucks The Canucks tried a few different alternate jerseys over the years and for some reason between 1995 and the early 2000s they really tried to focus on a lot of red, which was never really one of the primary colors. It just looks weird.

Canucks v Kings

LOS ANGELES - APRIL 2: Goaltender Dan Cloutier #39 of the Vancouver Canucks blocks the goal during the NHL game against the the Los Angeles Kings at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on April 2, 2002. The Canucks and Kings skated to a 4-4 tie. (Photo by Andrew D. Bernstein/Getty Images/NHLI)

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Adam Gretz is a writer for Pro Hockey Talk on NBC Sports. Drop him a line at phtblog@nbcsports.com or follow him on Twitter @AGretz.