Well, ESPN the Magazine interrupted your answer either way, going ahead and doing it for their vaunted Body Issue.
Considering Thornton’s UFA status, there’s at least an outside chance that this will be their final action together as members of the San Jose Sharks.
This is your last chance not to scroll and see Thornton, Burns, beards, tattoos, and not a whole lot else.
Former teammate Jason Demers captured it on Twitter, making it his background, and generally winning the Internet for the day:
The real highlight might be Burns and Thornton giggling in robes, honestly.
Click here for more on that issue, including information on U.S. women’s ice hockey team members who will also be featured.