Video: Billy Ray Cyrus’ Predators Stanley Cup song will make your ears ache


Breaking: Billy Ray Cyrus’ ache-y heart.

No wait, that’s not it. Actually, it’s that Cyrus pumped out a song cheering on the Nashville Predators in their pursuit of the Stanley Cup and … it’s a song.

This seems like a good opportunity to note that Cyrus’ mullet would have been a perfect fit for the era of hockey where his big hit ruled our troubled lives. Apparently we’re close to an ache-y breaky anniversary in that regard:

And you thought jumping on the Stanley Cup bandwagon brought ridicule to Justin Bieber …