Breaking: Billy Ray Cyrus’ ache-y heart.
No wait, that’s not it. Actually, it’s that Cyrus pumped out a song cheering on the Nashville Predators in their pursuit of the Stanley Cup and ... it’s a song.
This seems like a good opportunity to note that Cyrus’ mullet would have been a perfect fit for the era of hockey where his big hit ruled our troubled lives. Apparently we’re close to an ache-y breaky anniversary in that regard:
CMT Music airs 25 hours of Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart" video today. Read our story on the polarizing hit https://t.co/79rTZQLHMl pic.twitter.com/zeUBmsOeC4
— RS Country (@RScountry) May 30, 2017
And you thought jumping on the Stanley Cup bandwagon brought ridicule to Justin Bieber ...
oh hey justin bieber is a leafs fa-- pic.twitter.com/wV4uWacMac
— NBC Sports Hockey (@NBCSportsHockey) June 1, 2017