Connor McDavid’s return was successful, and it was glorious. Let’s agree not to let him miss months with an injury again, then.
Simply put, the hockey world is a better place with a healthy McDavid. Here are some helpful tips to avoid excessive McDavid absences:
McDavid: Try not to block shots (see: Ryan Hugent-Hopkins) or foolishly drop the gloves (learn from Taylor Hall).
Oilers head coach Todd McLellan: Don’t ask McDavid to block shots. Watch RNH’s injury in an endless loop if that’s what it takes.
Teammates: Maybe go for finesse over power if you’re aiming your shots in McDavid’s general direction. Also, don’t bump into him or check him in practice. Sheesh.
Opponents: Hey, if you want to take a little off those checks you deliver, that would be great.
Pests: You know that terrible/annoying/terrible-and-annoying thing you were planning for McDavid? Don’t do that.
Department of Player Safety: If someone takes liberties with McDavid ... well, you know what to do.
/Hatches some conspiracy theories in advance
Fans: Try not to get him sick while asking for autographs. Maybe wash your hands first?
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Honestly, even Calgary Flames fans should root for a hearty, healthy career for McDavid. It’s just the right thing to do.
Seriously though, do we really want to miss out on more of this?