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If this hockey thing fails, Dustin Penner could be a TV personality

Penner

Recently, Los Angeles Kings winger Dustin Penner rocked the mic for Kings Vision during a team autograph-signing event, interviewing players and fans while touching on a number of subjects: Tebowing, hair loss, missing teeth and of course, pancakes:

Highlights:

-- Given Jarret Stoll’s dating history (Rachel Hunter, Katie Cassidy), I’m surprised Brad Richardson’s the only guy carpooling with him. You’d become a chick magnet just by osmosis.

-- Jack Johnson reached out to Tim Tebow, but failed to hear back. Matt Barkley was much more responsive.

-- Rob Scuderi loves his wrist workouts.

-- Kevin Westgarth is an interesting dude. He did indeed go to Princeton, where he played four years for the Tigers and graduated with a degree in psychology. He also married Meagan Cowher, the daughter of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher.

-- Dustin Brown might have four teeth in his mouth. Five, tops.

-- Best exchange:

Penner: I smell a sweet aroma of pancakes in the house.

Matt Greene: Yeah, I think that’s your musk.