Evening reading: Kaberle gets his ring, Oilers DJ “on steroids”

Here are some hockey headlines. The subheads may or may not be accurate.

Kaberle back in Boston, gets his Cup ring
Wonders why it’s so much smaller than everyone else’s

Cable company apologizes for glitch during Jets broadcast
Not like anything important happened. Only the first win since 1996

Devils say little after Martin Brodeur visits doctor
Funny, Lou Lamoriello is usually a real chatterbox

Statistical analysis: Alex Ovechkin simply needs more shots on net
And if some of those shots went in, that would be good too

Dineen credits assistant coach Ramsay for Panthers power-play improvement
Tortorella looks over shoulder, sees Ramsay

Leafs look to solve power-play woes
Ramsay also standing behind Wilson

How my kid made the NHL
The most important thing was to take hockey very, very seriously right from the time he was born

Being Oilers DJ is “like being a rave DJ on steroids”
Yeah, lots of rave DJs are still spinning 2 Unlimited

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