Round 1 – 28th overall
San Jose Sharks – Charlie Coyle
6’1″, 202 lbs., C, South Shore (EJHL)
The Sharks drafted Charlie Coyle, nephew of former NHLer Tony Amonte. Coyle can fulfill the sick, twisted dreams of lazy poem writing bloggers if he makes it to the league in time to be on the same team as Dan Boyle. He’s a pretty big player, which will help him fit in with the sizable Sharks.