In a move that must have produced screams of unbridled agony from LA Kings blogger Rudy Kelly, the Anaheim Ducks moved Team USA defenseman Ryan Whitney to the Edmonton Oilers for talented but oft-injured defenseman Lubomir Visnovsky and a sixth round draft pick.
“So [Oilers GM Steve Tambellini] calls Anaheim. “Hey,” he says. “You guys were asking about Lubomir Visnovsky earlier? Well, I think maybe we could make this work.”
Bob Murray, on the other end, is nobody’s fool. He aims high and works his way down. “So how about Ryan Whitney?” says Bob. “He’s younger, bigger, and he makes less.” He’s also worse. Considerably worse. Epically worse.Steve Tambellini glances at the clock. It’s 12:45, Mountain Standard Time. He knows that if he doesn’t pull the trigger on something his press conference will be awkward, or it would be if Edmonton’s hockey media wasn’t competing to get him into the sack.“Throw in a sixth-round pick,” Tambellini says.Bob Murray spits out his coffee.And we’re the ones who get burned.”