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PHT’s Three Duds of the Week: Just hit someone already

Every Monday, we’ll highlight (lowlight?) three of the NHL’s biggest duds from the past week.

Going to dud it up a little differently this week by examining the highly-controversial (yet always fun) hit statistic. Obviously a lack of hits doesn’t always equal a dud…but sometimes it does!

Anyway, here’s a look at a variety of players with remarkably low hit totals and our corresponding categorization.

The one-hit wonder

That would be Colorado’s Joakim Lindstrom, who played in 16 games this year and recorded just a single hit. The lack of physicality wasn’t due to a lack of opportunity — in his last game with the Avs, Lindstrom played a season-high 17:32 — so I’m guessing laying the body just wasn’t his thing.

Know what else wasn’t his thing? Being in the NHL. On Nov. 29, Lindstrom was placed on waivers and returned to Skelleftea AIK of the Swedish Elite League.

Possibly allergic

That would be Minnesota center Pierre-Marc Bouchard who, through 37 games this year, has recorded three hits. It’s not surprising that Bouchard strays away from contact given his injury history — he missed almost all of 2009-10 with a concussion — but this is a down year even by his standards. Comparatively speaking, Bouchard was a wrecking ball last season with 15 hits in 59 games and in 2008-09, when he laid the body 30 times in 72 contests.

Too old for this hitting nonsense

Jaromir Jagr, 39, has four hits in 34 games.

Brendan Morrison, 36, has five hits in 26 games.

Richard Park, 35, has five hits in 23 games.

Petr Sykora, 35, has seven hits in 41 games.

The category where Flyers fans get to pile on

Jeff Carter has four hits in 30 games for the Blue Jackets this season.

Here on purpose

Another Avalanche player! This time it’s rookie defenseman Stefan Elliott who, through 21 games this year, has recorded two hits.

PHT Note: Someone should have a word with Colorado’s scorekeeper.

It should be noted Elliott’s lack of contact isn’t for a lack of cojones, according to Saskatoon Blades GM Lorne Molleken (Elliott starred with the WHL club from 2007-2011):

“The thing with Stefan is he’s such an intelligent player,” Molleken told the Star-Phoenix. “He’s not a physical player but on the defensive side of things but he uses his stick as well as anyone I’ve seen at any level. His body position is as good as anyone I’ve seen at any level.”

Elliott did win the WHL’s Top Defenseman in 2010-11 and has looked great for Colorado, so he gets a pass.

PHT’s Three Duds of the Week: We’re going streaking! But not in a good way

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Every Monday, we’ll highlight (lowlight?) three of the NHL’s biggest duds from the past week.

1st Dud: Jussi Jokinen, LW, Carolina

Key Stat: 15-game goalless streak

Jokinen’s last goal came on Nov. 20 in a 3-2 win over Toronto. Since then, Carolina has fired Paul Maurice and replaced him with Kirk Muller, lost two players (Joni Pitkanen and Jeff Skinner) to concussions and won a whopping four games.

Meanwhile — in Jokinen’s native Finland — children have celebrated Christmas day, or joulupäivä, and received a visit from Joulupukki, the Finnish version of Santa who’s name roughly translates to “yule goat.”

The more you know…

2nd Dud: Mike Cammalleri, LW, Montreal Canadiens

Key stat: 10-game goalless streak.

Cammi hasn’t scored since Dec. 1, a 4-3 shootout loss to San Jose. Since then, he’s become the face of an anemic offense that ranks 23rd in total goals and 25th in goals per game — this from a guy that once scored 34 with Los Angeles and 39 with Calgary. Cammalleri’s currently on pace for 16 goals, which would be his lowest total since 2003-04. On the bright side, il parle un petit peu du francais:

Emphasis on un petit peu.

3rd Dud: Ryan Getzlaf, C, Anaheim Ducks

Key stat: Eight-game goalless streak

I realize Getzlaf’s more of a setup guy than marksman, but his inability to score this season has been shocking. His last goal came on Dec. 4 in a 5-3 loss to Minnesota; two games prior to that, he scored against Montreal to snap a 14-game goalless drought.

To be fair to Getzlaf, he’s hardly the only Duck that’s gone cold. Bobby Ryan hasn’t scored in six, Andrew Cogliano hasn’t scored in nine while three defensemen — Toni Lydman, Luca Sbisa and Sheldon Brookbank — have all played in at least 32 games, yet none have scored a goal.

PHT’s Three Duds of the Week: Scoring woes in Buffalo, LA and Washington

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Every Monday, we’ll highlight (lowlight?) three of the NHL’s biggest duds from the past week.

1st Dud: Buffalo’s secondary scoring

Say this about the Sabres scoring woes — you can’t pin them on their big guns. Jason Pominville and Tomas Vanek are scoring at a point-a-game clip, Derek Roy is slumping a tad (but still has 21 points through 32 games) and rookie Luke Adam has 10 goals and 10 assists, tied for fourth among all first-year players.

Adam, Pominville, Roy and Vanek have combined for 4o goals — 51 percent of Buffalo’s total offense.

Problem is, the secondary guys aren’t getting it done.

After scoring 31 times last year, Drew Stafford’s production is way down. Ville Leino’s production was non-existent before getting hurt. Tyler Ennis has been shelved for a while, and so too has Brad Boyes.

As for the defense…Christian Ehrhoff’s production is down (on pace for 38 points, 50 last year), Tyler Myers is injured and neither Jordan Leopold nor Marc-Andre Gragnani have stepped up to provide a spark.

Part of what made Buffalo successful last year was balanced scoring. Eleven guys had 10 goals or more — a far cry from what’s transpiring this season.

2nd Dud: LA’s primary scoring

Pretty much says it all:

— Drew Doughty has two points in his last 16 games.

— Dustin Brown has two goals in his last 15 games.

— Jack Johnson has three points in his last 14 games.

— Justin Williams has one goal in his last 23 games.

— Simon Gagne is goalless in his last 13 games.

3rd Dud: Washington’s goalscoring

From 2005-10, at least one Washington Capital finished in the top-15 in goals scored. Most times, this Capital was Alex Oveckin, though in 2008-09 he was joined by Alex Semin (15th, with 34G) and in 2009-10 by Semin (7th, with 40G) and Nicklas Backstrom (13th, with 33G).

This year? The Caps don’t have one player in the top 37.

The team’s goalscoring lead is shared by Backstrom and Jason Chimera, with 11. Ovechkin is on pace for a career-worst 26, but he’s not alone in projecting new lows: Semin (on pace for 18) and Mike Knuble (on pace for eight) are also on track for their poorest goalscoring seasons in recent memory.