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Spurned by Kings, Charlie Sheen gets warm invite from Devils


Apparently tired of all the love and attention the LA Kings Twitter feed has received this postseason, the Devils took the bull by the horns (or tiger by the blood) by extending an invite to Charlie Sheen to attend Game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals at the Prudential Center.

The tweet:


The offering:

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This all stems from an incident at the Staples Center during Game 4 when Sheen temporarily left the building to go smoke. The smoking was fine, but the getting back in part was in direct violation of the arena’s stringent no re-entry rule.

That led to the following:

A female, no-nonsense security guard would not budge when Charlie tried to get back in, then Charlie snapped, yelling, “You know what? F******* blow my *****, alright, you f****** a******.”

A little later Charlie’s buddies try in vain to keep him away from the camera. The “Anger Management” star then explains, “Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her.”

While Prudential Center is a non-smoking facility, fans can smoke in designated smoking areas located on the main concourse by sections 2 and 4. So if Charlie does show up on Saturday, well, you know where to go.

Who goes crazy at Kings games? Charlie Sheen does of course


With the Kings in the Stanley Cup finals, that means celebrities come out of the woodwork to root on Hollywood’s hometown hockey team. One of those celebs was Charlie Sheen and you know what that means: Things got a bit exciting.

According to TMZ (headline NSFW-ish), Sheen headed outside to have a cigarette and he didn’t realize going outside meant not being allowed back in. He sounded off a bit on the security guard who was merely doing their job. Rick Chandler at our own Off The Bench did a nicer job of editing Sheen’s rant.

A female, no-nonsense security guard would not budge when Charlie tried to get back in, then Charlie snapped, yelling, “You know what? F******* blow my *****, alright, you f****** a******.”

A little later Charlie’s buddies try in vain to keep him away from the camera. The “Anger Management” star then explains, “Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her.”

Swearing at (likely) poorly paid security guards and asking for common courtesy in one fell swoop. That’s like the grand slam of uncouth behavior. Rick has more Sheen fun at Off The Bench but it’s clear his presence at last night’s Game 4 wasn’t enough to keep the Kings winning ways rolling along.

Perhaps he’ll just get back to rooting on Pekka Rinne to be on the cover of NHL 13 now.

Saturday night is Charlie Sheen night in Bakersfield


The Bakersfield Condors scored 3 straight goals for a 5-4 comeback win against the Idaho Steelheads on Friday night. In case the fans didn’t get enough of it, the two teams renewed pleasantries on Saturday night. Same teams, same place, same bat channel. The joys of the ECHL. The Condors have clinched a playoff spot in the ECHL’s Western Conference and current sit in the 5th spot 3 points ahead of the Utah Grizzlies.

Why are we talking about the ECHL you ask? Well, when a team announces a Charlie Sheen night in honor of the troubled actor, they’ve earned themselves a little love. Of course, “troubled” is the nicest adjective we can use here—and we’re using the term “actor” loosely, but both currently apply.

Here’s a description of the creative promotion the Condors were hosting this evening at Rabobank Arena in beautiful Bakersfield, CA.

* Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50).
* Bring a clean drug test and receive free admission.
* 2-for-1 Tiger Blood Icees and snow cones for the kids.
* The first 1,000 males will receive a Charlie Sheen face on a stick mask.
* Follow the Condors on twitter and we’re confident you won’t be nearly as entertained as if you followed Charlie Sheen on twitter. However, the Condors are inviting everyone to sign up to follow the Condors on twitter, and if we beat Charlie’s Guinness World Record of reaching one million followers in less than 25 hours and 17 minutes, we’ll let Charlie rename the team, as he seems to have a lot of creative ideas lately.
* Bring $2 million (reportedly as much as Charlie doesn’t earn with each cancelled episode) and you can own the Condors!
* Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game. We’re guessing the Steelheads won’t mind if they get to hang out on the bench.
* A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game.
* Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!”

“We picked this date for the Charlie Sheen Night because we figured St. Patrick’s Day was a Holiday that Charlie enjoyed celebrating,” said Condors President Matthew Riley. “We would invite him come up to the game and participate in a ceremonial puck drop and just have fun for the night with our fans. We’ll even give him the ticket special for dressing up like himself.”

“And oh yeah, to stick with the Charlie Sheen theme, we plan on ‘winning’ the game.”

Unfortunately, neither Charlie Sheen, nor promotional St. Patrick’s Day jerseys were able to get a huge boost at the gate. In the most important number for the owners in Bakersfield, the attendance was 5,501 on Saturday night. The number was a slight boost from their 4.996 average crowd—but only last night they had 6,811 people in the stands. A boost is a boost—but probably not what they were expecting. Oh, and for the hockey fans, the Condors won again by a score of 2-1.

Optional practice turns into optional walk in the park for New Jersey’s Mattias Tedenby


If there’s a coach in the NHL you probably wouldn’t feel comfortable getting on the wrong side of, New Jersey’s Jacques Lemaire has to be near the top of the list. After all, Lemaire is set in his ways and has guys that he’s more confident in than others when it comes to making the lineup. For rookie winger Mattias Tedenby, the methods he has for his own madness in how to prepare for a game might be the sort of thing Lemaire would question.

Tedenby skipped out on the Devils optional skate today marking the second time he’s done that this season. Why might Lemaire not worry about this so much? Tedenby has a bit of a different technique for snapping out of a funk that he’s giving a shot at trying as he tells Tom Gulitti of Fire & Ice.

The first time he did it on Feb. 8 before the Devils took on the Carolina Hurricanes, Tedenby scored two goals including the winner in a 3-2 overtime victory. So, he figured he’d try it again today when head coach Jacques Lemaire gave the team an optional morning skate before its game against Ottawa tonight.

“Exactly,” Tedenby said. “I have the same feeling tonight.”

Tedenby, 21, said he didn’t know if he is definitely in the lineup tonight. He hopes he’ll get a chance to see if the morning off pays off for him again. He hasn’t registered a point since that Feb. 8 game.

“That’s the way for me.” he said. “I feel like, yeah, today go out in the sun instead for a walk and I feel prepared for the game, so.”

Lemaire is certainly a stickler and he’s shuffled the talented Tedenby in and out of the lineup this year but if it takes a walk in the park to get a player to clear their head and prepared for a game, hey why not? After all, it worked out pretty well once before it’s probably worth a shot at trying it again to see if there’s something to it. Things are going so well with the Devils lately that this sort of thing gives them more of a “Major League” kind of feel (sans the Charlie Sheen “Wild Thing” whimsy) as they try to storm their way into the Eastern Conference playoffs.

Of course, this story loses a bit of its luster if Tedenby is once again a healthy scratch tonight. It might also provide the lesson that skipping out on an optional practice when the season is getting down to the end and a playoff spot is within the realm of possibility is a bad idea. That wouldn’t be too fun though and if there’s something Jacques Lemaire is all about in the NHL it’s fun.

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