Minnesota paper compares Matt Cooke to Breaking Bad’s Walter White


St. Paul, Minnesota doesn’t have a lot in common with Albuquerque, New Mexico and the Wild probably aren’t the NHL’s closest answer to Breaking Bad.*

Still, kudos to the Pioneer Press for promoting a story about Matt Cooke’s efforts to reform by using the critically acclaimed TV show’s font and color scheme, as you can see via this screen grab from The Score’s Thomas Drance:


Naturally, if the 35-year-old forward’s alteration followed Walter White’s metamorphosis, then his actions would only become more polarizing. (Must resist Breaking Bad spoilers.)

Plenty of arguments cropped up when stories about his turnaround surfaced in Pittsburgh media starting in 2011-12, but even Cooke admitted to the Pioneer Press that it’s still a learning process.

“(The transformation) is not going to be complete until I’m done playing because I’m not naive enough to think that because technically I’m not a repeat offender that all those other things won’t quickly be put back into the media,” Cooke said. “It’ll be something that goes on for the rest of my career. I’ve prepared myself for that.”

So, the hope is that Cooke continues on his opposite-of-Heisenberg path. Just be warned if he sports a black fedora before games.

* – Here are two better guesses: the Phoenix Coyotes (for cheating death and desert climates) or the Toronto Maple Leafs for the “no one knows what might happen next” feeling … although would that make Brian Burke hockey’s Gustavo Fring?

Kings’ AHL affiliate gives Emery PTO

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Ray Emery has agreed to join the Ontario Reign on a professional tryout, according to a team release.

The Reign are the minor league affiliate of the Los Angeles Kings.

Emery attended Tampa Bay’s training camp on a PTO, but he was released after the team claimed Kevin Poulin on waivers from the Islanders.

The 33-year-old had a 10-11-7 record with a 3.06 goals-against-average and a .894 save percentage in 31 games with the Flyers last season.

Even with starter Jonathan Quick struggling, it’s hard to envision this move leading to a return to the NHL for Emery.

The Kings have Quick and Jhonas Enroth with the big club, while veteran Peter Budaj was signed to a two-way contract on Friday.

Goalie nods: Reimer makes first start of the season

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James Reimer will get his first start of the 2015-16 season on Saturday night against Ottawa.

Maple Leafs head coach Mike Babcock made it clear from the beginning that Jonathan Bernier was going to start on Wednesday against Montreal and Friday in Detroit, while Reimer would get in against the Sens.

“I’ve known this for a long time that (Bernier is) starting and he’s starting on Wednesday and he’s starting on Friday. Reims is starting on Saturday,” Babcock said before the season began.

Things haven’t gone according to plan for Toronto through two games.

Not only have they lost both contests, but Bernier was pulled in yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Red Wings, and the team has scored only one goal this season.

Reimer, who stopped 12 of 13 shots in just under 40 minutes of action against Detroit, will go up against Craig Anderson.


Cam Talbot will try to get his first win as an Oiler as they travel to Nashville to take on the Predators. Pekka Rinne will start for the Predators.

Carey Price and Tuukka Rask will face-off when the Canadiens and Bruins renew hostilities at the TD Garden in Boston.

Petr Mrazek will be between the pipes when the Red Wings take on the ‘Canes in Carolina. Cam Ward gets the nod for the Hurricanes.

Keith Kinkaid for the Devils. Braden Holtby makes his first start of the year in the Capitals’ season opener.

Steve Mason for the Flyers. Roberto Luongo for the Panthers in their opener.

-Columbus hasn’t confirmed who their starter will be in the back half of their home-and-home with the Rangers. Henrik Lundqvist will start for New York.

Jake Allen makes his first start of the regular season for St. Louis. Devan Dubnyk for the Wild.

-The Islanders have yet to confirm their starter for tonight’s game in Chicago. Scott Darling for the ‘Hawks after Corey Crawford helped spoil the party in Brooklyn yesterday.

Antti Niemi gets the call for Dallas after he blanked the Penguins in his first start. Semyon Varlamov for Colorado.

Jonas Hiller for Calgary. Ryan Miller for the Canucks.

-The Penguins haven’t confirmed who their starter will be in Arizona tonight. Mike Smith will likely play in back-to-back games after beating the Kings on Friday.

-The Ducks have yet to confirm their starter. Martin Jones will start for San Jose.