Person B: no friend, I think it’s more that they’ve never studied statistics before …

Friends, I’m fully aware that 19 divided into 20 equals 0.95 or 95% etc. However the formula above which I’ve used to express my level of assurance that Luongo goes to Florida, is an expression of statistical “probability” …

eg: where “X” equals Luongo, then X/20(Y-2X+64,000,00) x Y2/3Z(X1-X2) = X5-Z3

or in other words, if one were to “randomly” select 100 x Luongos off the street, then there’s a 100% probability of 98 of them immediately bolting to Florida on 19 x occasions out of a total of 20 x “randomly selected” occasions …

]]>and trust me friends, it won’t be for much longer. In fact, I can say it “here and now” that Roberto Luongo is “guaranteed” to be the starting goalie for the Panthers next season! (ie: Blomfeld guarantees come with a statistical 98% accuracy rating, 19 times out of 20).

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