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PHT Morning Skate: In which Dustin Penner imagines his teammates as wrestlers

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PHT’s Morning Skate takes a look around the world of hockey to see what’s happening and what we’ll be talking about around the NHL world and beyond.

Dustin Penner isn’t scoring goals, but at least he’s giving us comedy gold like picking out which pro wrestlers he finds his teammates to be most like. Jack Johnson as “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan? USA! USA! USA! (Mayor’s Manor)

Want an idea for how bad Ryan Miller has been this year? Check out these stats from Mike Harrington of The Buffalo News. (Buffalo News)

The Jets are excited to see Antti Miettinen in action. They’ll be disappointed when they see he’s just Antti Miettinen. (Winnipeg Sun)

Ken Hitchcock getting things done in St. Louis with young defensemen? Surely, this is a sign of the apocalypse. (Post-Dispatch)

Colby Armstrong is out of action now with a concussion. When Armstrong is even healthy it’s a minor miracle. (Toronto Sun)

This just in: The Bruins are very, very good and will be difficult to beat. (CSNNE.com)

Ilya Bryzgalov hates him some shootouts. After discussing the universe and tigers, hating the shootout makes him my favorite goalie of the year. (CSNPhilly.com)

Bruce Boudreau would like to see his goalies play better in Anaheim. (OC Register)

On the bright side of things for Philly, at least Sean Couturier isn’t concussed after taking a puck off his head. (CSNPhilly.com)

The Rangers’ defensive depth takes another hit with Steve Eminger out 8-10 weeks with a separated shoulder. (Ranger Rants)

Finally, did you miss out on the action last night? Get caught up with the best of the best highlights from NHL.com. (NHL)

Kings GM says Mike Richards went into ‘a destructive spiral’

Mike Richards

The Los Angeles Kings may owe Mike Richards money until 2031 (seriously), but in settling his grievance, the team and player more or less get to turn the page.

Not before Kings GM Dean Lombardi shares his sometimes startling perspective, though.

Lombardi has a tendency to be candid, especially in the press release-heavy world of sports management. Even by his standards, his account of Richards’ “destructive sprial” is a staggering read from the Los Angeles Times’ Lisa Dillman.

“Without a doubt, the realization of what happened to Mike Richards is the most traumatic episode of my career,” Lombardi said in a written summation he provided to the Los Angeles Times. “At times, I think that I will never recover from it. It is difficult to trust anyone right now – and you begin to question whether you can trust your own judgment. The only thing I can think of that would be worse would be suspecting your wife of cheating on you for five years and then finding out in fact it was true.”

Lombardi provides plenty of eyebrow-raising statements to Dillman, including:

  • He believed he “found his own Derek Jeter” in Richards, a player who “at one time symbolized everything that was special about the sport.”
  • Lombardi remarked that “his production dropped 50 percent and the certain ‘it’ factor he had was vaporizing in front of me daily.”
  • The Kings GM believes that he was “played” by Richards.

… Yeah.

Again, it’s a powerful read that you should soak in yourself, even if you’re unhappy with the way the Kings handled the situation.

Maybe the most pressing of many lingering questions is: will we get to hear Richards’ side of the story?

Coyotes exploit another lousy outing from Quick

Jonathan Quick

Despite owning two Stanley Cup rings, there are a healthy number of people who aren’t wild about Jonathan Quick.

Those people might feel validated through the Los Angeles Kings’ first two games, as he followed a rough loss to the San Jose Sharks with a true stinker against the Arizona Coyotes on Friday.

Sometimes a goalie has a bad night stats-wise, yet his team is as much to blame as anything else. You can probably pin this one on Quick, who allowed four goals on just 14 shots through the first two periods.

Things died down in the final frame, but let’s face it; slowing things down is absolutely the Coyotes’ design with a 4-1 lead (which ultimately resulted in a 4-1 win).


A soft 1-0 goal turned out to be a sign of things to come:

Many expected the Kings to roar into this second game after laying an egg in their opener. Instead, the Coyotes exploited Quick’s struggles for a confidence-booster, which included key prospect Max Domi scoring a goal and an assist.

It’s worth mentioning that Mike Smith looked downright fantastic at times, only drawing more attention to Quick’s struggles.


After a troubled summer and a failed 2014-15 season, Los Angeles was likely eager to start things off the right way.

Instead, they instead will likely focus on the fact that they merely dropped two (ugly) games.