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Hockey Halloween photos: Best players choose the worst costumes

After surveying a wide array of hockey players’ Halloween costumes now that the holiday is over, the general rule is that there’s a converse relationship between the quality of a player and his costume. In other words, superstars mostly deliver confounding duds while bit players roll out some brilliant stuff.

Raffi Torres is the exception in that his costume is as off-putting as his on-ice behavior.

Illogical efforts from stars

Let’s start off with injured Pittsburgh Penguins superstars Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin (image via Malkin’s Twitter page).

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From what I can gather, Malkin is some sort of pimp while Crosby is a “gladiator.” OK then.

Moving on, you can follow this link to Mike Modano’s weird joke of a costume. It’s likely that he didn’t actually wear that in front of anyone but Willa Ford, though.

Ryan Kesler posted a photo of a Sylvester the Cat mask, which obviously implied that was his costume of choice. Derek Roy apparently dressed up as “The Ultimate Warrior,” but hopefully his interviews are a bit more coherent.

About a week ago, Naoko Funayama shared the jarring sight of Zdeno Chara in a pink bunny costume, which is a far more acceptable choice since he did it for charitable reasons.

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Marginal players show more creativity

Perhaps getting more time on the bench (or worse, as healthy scratches) allows lesser players to come up with more creative costumes. First take a look at Paul Bissonnette as a tattooed, trimmer and less crazy-eyed version of “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan. (Hate to say it, but the pudgy physique was kind of a big part of the Duggan repertoire. Oh well.)

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My personal favorite is Anthony Stewart’s ode to “Happy Gilmore,” though. (H/T to Eye on Hockey.)

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Some Maple Leafs costumes

The Toronto Maple Leafs are either beginning a special season or flashes in the pan right now. Joffrey Lupul put up photos that seem a little haphazard, so if the theme of “bad costumes = good players” is true, then the Buds might make the playoffs.

Click here for James Reimer, but bask in the glory of Lupul’s lackluster Kurt Cobain alongside Dion Phaneuf as Frankenstein (not going to expand on that choice).

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An elaborate costume for “The Wizard”

Of course, at some point you have to settle somewhere in between. Ray Whitney’s been a good player for a long time, but never really considered a star. Maybe it makes sense then that his costume is really elaborate, but there’s something about it that just falls a step behind great. (Maybe doing the “couples costume” is what loses a few points in my mind … )

Anyway, let’s finish things off with Whitney and his wife as “Toy Soldiers.”

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    The Ducks look pretty mighty right now after six consecutive wins

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    In what should be a disturbing trend for every other team in the Pacific Division, the Anaheim Ducks have now won six consecutive games, and eight of their last 10.

    After dominating the shot clock for pretty much all of Friday’s game against the Arizona Coyotes, the Ducks completely took over on the scoreboard in the third period. It seemed like only a matter of time before a breakthrough would occur.

    Just 24 hours after beating the L.A. Kings, the Ducks earned a 5-2 victory over the Coyotes.

    Ryan Kesler has eight points in his last six games. Corey Perry has seven points in his last six games. Patrick Maroon, who had only eight points all season prior to Friday, had a three-point night versus Arizona.

    Again. Bad news for every other team in the Pacific.

    The Ducks now have a three-point lead over the Coyotes for third place in the division. They’re one point back of second-place San Jose and eight back of division-leading L.A.

    As for everyone else, more specifically the Canucks, Flames and Oilers, well it might be time to start focusing more on the upcoming trade deadline and, beyond that, the draft.

    The Ducks had a terrible start to this season, one that started with so much hype about a team seen as an immediate Stanley Cup contender for 2015-16.

    Count Corey Perry as one who believes those early season struggles could pay off at playoff time.

    And remember all of that talk in October about Bruce Boudreau perhaps at the end of his days as coach of the Ducks?

    At the end of October, GM Bob Murray vowed to be patient despite such a poor start just a few months after being one win away from the Stanley Cup Final last June.

    There is still plenty of hockey remaining in the regular season. The Ducks have 32 games remaining on their schedule. But it appears that patience Murray showed in October is paying off.

    Jets can’t complete the comeback after miserable start against Hurricanes

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    WINNIPEG, Manitoba (AP) Phillip Di Giuseppe, Andrej Nestrasil, Jordan Staal and Justin Faulk scored in the first period, and the Carolina Hurricanes held on for a 5-3 victory over the Winnipeg Jets on Friday night.

    The Hurricanes scored four times on their first nine shots, taking a 4-0 lead just 10:04 into the game. Nestrasil added another goal in the third period, and Cam Ward made 33 saves. Staal and Joakim Nordstrom each had a pair of assists.

    Alexander Burmistrov, Andrew Ladd and Blake Wheeler scored for Winnipeg.

    Jets rookie Connor Hellebuyck allowed three goals while facing only six shots before being replaced by Michael Hutchinson after Staal’s power-play goal just 4:33 in. Hutchinson, who hadn’t played since a 4-1 loss in Anaheim on Jan. 3, finished with 21 saves.

    The loss wrapped up Winnipeg’s season-high six-game homestand, which included just one victory.

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    Carolina’s first goal came after the Jets turned over the puck and Di Giuseppe scored on a sharp-angled shot at 1:43.

    Hellebuyck then kicked out a bad rebound and Nestrasil tallied his 16th goal of the season in his 100th NHL game from almost the same angle at 3:05.

    With Byfuglien in the penalty box for delay of game, Staal’s shot beat Hellebuyck, ending the young goalie’s night.

    Faulk made it 4-0 when his team’s third shot at Hutchinson went between his pads at 10:04.

    The Jets came out at a faster, more aggressive pace to start the second period and it paid off with 1:25 remaining.

    Andrew Copp and Chris Thorburn were battling a pair of Hurricanes behind the net when Thorburn poked the puck out front as he was falling and Burmistrov got his sixth goal of the season.

    Ladd, who hit the post late in the second period, banged home a rebound with Hurricanes winger Jeff Skinner off for hooking at 9:07 of the third.

    Byfuglien one-timed a pass from Nikolaj Ehlers that Wheeler deflected to make it 4-3 with 6:12 remaining.

    Nestrasil sealed the win with his second goal at 18:40.

    NOTES: Ehlers’ assist extended his point streak to six games, with four goals and four assists. … Winnipeg heads out for a two-game road trip starting in Colorado on Saturday. Carolina visits Montreal on Sunday.

    Video: Zatkoff robs Condra with sprawling paddle save

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    All Erik Condra had to do was lift the puck off the ice.

    He didn’t, and as a result, he was robbed by sprawled out Pittsburgh Penguins goalie Jeff Zatkoff, who made a spectacular desperation save with the paddle of his stick on the Lightning forward.

    The save occurred just past the midway point of the third period. That kept the Penguins in the game, down by a goal at the time.

    However, the Penguins couldn’t get the equalizer. The result was a 6-3 loss for Pittsburgh, as Tampa Bay scored twice later in the period.

    Defending Eastern Conference champion Bolts continue hot streak

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    Remember those distractions the Tampa Bay Lightning had to endure?

    — The future of captain Steven Stamkos, who is a pending unrestricted free agent and whose contract situation has been an ongoing discussion point for months now.

    Jonathan Drouin‘s camp publicly requesting a trade, then having the 20-year-old forward sent to the minors and then suspended by Tampa Bay, etc.

    Well, through it all, the defending Eastern Conference champions have emerged and are now one of the hottest teams in the National Hockey League . Since the start of January, the Bolts have lost twice. In 13 games.

    They continued their hot streak Friday, defeating the Pittsburgh Penguins — another of those teams on an impressive streak — by a final score of 6-3, with Tyler Johnson leading the way with three points. He was one of six Tampa Bay players to record a multi-point night.

    Penguins’ goalie Marc-Andre Fleury was pulled in the second period after allowing four goals on 14 shots.

    Tampa Bay is now five points behind the Florida Panthers for first in the Atlantic Division.

    For the Penguins, the loss keeps them on the outside of the playoff bubble for now. They remain one point back of New Jersey for the final Wild Card spot in the East.

    Sidney Crosby extended his point streak to nine games. He also has goals in five straight and is one point shy of 900 for his career.