Considering how well-documented Vancouver Canucks forward Alex Burrows’ nibble was on Boston Bruins center Patrice Bergeron’s hand, our initial instinct was to expect a one-game suspension. Jarkko Ruutu did receive a two-game suspension for biting Andrew Peters in a 2009 regular season game, after all. That being said, the NHL doesn’t exactly have a clear no-biting policy in its rulebook and this is the Stanley Cup finals we’re talking about, so maybe Burrows is safe to chomp away after all.
In the grand scheme of things, this isn’t a matter of earth-shattering importance. The Burrows bite didn’t leave Bergeron injured. It didn’t generate a goal for one of the team two teams either way. Instead it’s something of a “water cooler moment” to be shown alongside that stunning Raffi Torres game-winner. Here’s another chance to watch video footage of the bite.
It’s a man’s game. Get a tetanus shot, and move on.
Maybe Alex Burrows had no idea that was your finger in his mouth — it was a 5 o’clock game, the eating patterns were off a little, and he was hungry. Maybe he thought it was some sort of hors d’oeuvre, like a cocktail wiener.
And anyway, what was your finger doing in his mouth in the first place?
There the two of you were, a couple of nice francophone lads giving it to each other verbally in your first language, with linesman Pierre Racicot taking notes and trying to keep you from eye-gouging each other while you were facewashing and exchanging unpleasantries after the clock ran out on the first period of the Stanley Cup Final.
All good, clean fun for the whole family, and now this ugly accusation has come up, and the soon-to-be-ex National Hockey League minister of injustice, Colin Campbell, isn’t even able to rule on it because his boy Gregory plays for Boston.
What do you think, then? Should Burrows receive a fine and/or suspension for that silly move or should we all just move on? Let us know in the poll below.
Measure of revenge: Kings delay clinching efforts for Flames, Blues
Deep down, the Los Angeles Kings probably realize that their season will end on game 82. Still, they kept their slim playoff hopes alive on Wednesday night … and managed to spite a team they’re growing to hate.
OK, maybe the hate is almost totally focused upon Matthew Tkachuk, yet the disdain for that talented-but-tormenting rookie was palpable.
It didn’t feel like the Kings exacted physical revenge on Tkachuk, but beating his team 4-1 ranked as classic scoreboard vengeance. With that, the Calgary Flames (and by extension the St. Louis Blues) will need to wait to clinch a playoff berth.
Now, as much as tonight was about Tkachuk, the focus was also on a pugnacious player who once dazzled for the Flames: Jarome Iginla.
In what might be Iginla’s final visit to Calgary – at least as an active NHL player – he was one of the best players on the ice. His fitting curtain call included a “Gordie Howe hat trick” with a spirited fight, an assist and a goal.
It’s official: the NHL will hold preseason games in China before next season.
The league made the announcement on Wednesday night: the Los Angeles Kings and Vancouver Canucks will play two exhibitions: one on Sept. 21 (Shanghai) and Sept. 23 (Beijing). How cool is that?
“It is a privilege and an honor for the L.A. Kings to represent the National Hockey League in China as part of these two games against the Vancouver Canucks,” Kings president Luc Robitaille said. “Growing the game of hockey is something we take great pride in and it is a big priority for our hockey club and AEG as a whole. This will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience for our players and our staff, and we are looking forward to the games taking place in two tremendous facilities in two remarkable cities.”
Blame it on injuries if you want, or emphasize the Chicago Blackhawks’ overall hot finish to the season. Either way, Chicago scorched the Pittsburgh Penguins by a score of 5-1, a contest that felt more or less over by the time the first period ended 4-0 in the Blackhawks’ favor.
The Blackhawks scored by committee on Wednesday, with Artemi Panarin (goal, assist) and Patrick Kane (two assists) being the headliners. Meanwhile, former Penguin Marian Hossa has quietly climbed to 25 goals on the season.
Meanwhile, the Penguins limped through this one and have now lost four consecutive games.
With this result, the Blackhawks look like close to a lock to win the Central Division title. Meanwhile, the Metro crown is virtually unthinkable for Pittsburgh, and the Penguins might also need to accept the likelihood that they may not enjoy home-ice advantage in the first round.
They’d probably accept that more easily if they can get healthier and get back on track. Wednesday was a little worrisome in those regards.