Senators Oilers Hockey

Worst Oilers team ever? Edmonton fans starting to ponder the possibility

1 Comment

When thinking about the woes of the Edmonton Oilers this year, a very young team surrounded with veteran parts that are a mix of successful and abysmal, you wonder just how someone thought it was going to work out this year. Sure, with the influx of talent like Taylor Hall, Jordan Eberle, and Magnus Paajarvi there was some thought and hope that they’d all be able to become instant success stories and help the Oilers to fight for a playoff spot.

As things go in the NHL, the best hopes and dreams are often dashed quickly. Hall has been solid but took a while to find his way on such rough team. Eberle has been the best of the bunch while Magnus Paajarvi took even longer than Hall to find his stride. Veterans Dustin Penner and Ales Hemsky have been solid while captain Shawn Horcoff has struggled through injuries to try and be the team’s top center.

Jim Matheson of the Edmonton Journal looks at things with the Oilers with a cold, harsh dose of reality for how the Oilers are doing this season and he wonders, even in spite of the youthful hope on the ice, if this is the worst Oilers team in franchise history.

The all-time points low is 60 in ’92-93 when Ted Green had 41 players tug on an Oilers jersey. Current Oilers’ TV colourman Louie DeBrusk was on that team. So were Steve Rice, Dave Maley, Joe Beranek. They didn’t have one player with even 50 points in an 84-game season, not the current 82. The goalies Billy Ranford and Ron Tugnutt were fine, but the team couldn’t beat the Sisters of the Poor.

This year’s team has 40 points in 56 games. Doing the math, they’ll have to win 10 of the last 26 to get to 60 points. How are they supposed to do that in the ultra-competitive Western Conference where only three teams–Edmonton, Colorado and St. Louis–look to be out of the playoff race? How are they supposed to do that when they have 16 wins in their first 56? They have 20 games left against Western Conference teams. They have  10 wins against the West all season. They’ve won two in their own Northwest Division in 13 games.

Yes, things are that bad and already talk has begun of just who the Oilers will look at when they’re near or at the top of the 2011 NHL Draft. After cleaning up in recent years with forwards and with the number of issues they’ve found for themselves on defense, blue line prospects will get looked at heavily and Swedish defenseman Adam Larsson will most likely be the top one available. There’s no doubt that if the Oilers can grab him they will.

Fellow basement dweller Ottawa is their main threat for the top pick in the draft but the Oilers can take a bit of solace in knowing that the Sens have plenty of prospects waiting in the wings on defense. I suppose if there’s a silver lining to be had in what’s essentially a lost season, it’s that the Oilers can at least look ahead to continuing to make the team better through the draft. It’s a trick they’ve had to get used to the last few seasons and until those youngsters begin to mature, it’s how things are going to continue in the great white north.

Lightning sign their other Nikita (Nesterov)

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - APRIL 07:  Nikita Nesterov #89 of the Tampa Bay Lightning skates against the New Jersey Devils at Prudential Center on April 7, 2016 in Newark, New Jersey. Tampa Bay Lightning defeated the New Jersey Devils 4-2.  (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)
Getty
Leave a comment

The Tampa Bay Lightning signed their second-most important Nikita on Monday, inking Nikita Nesterov to a one-year, $725K contract.

The 23-year-old defenseman has to appreciate the fact that this is a one-way deal, as the Lightning blueline isn’t the easiest group to crack. (That will be especially true if James Wisniewski makes an impression with his PTO.)

Nesterov has been battling for ice time the past two seasons and was also a member of Russia’s World Cup team. It’s super-important to note that he wears No. 89, which is a little unusual for a defenseman.

(Only the important tidbits here.)

Now, onto the tougher challenge of signing that other Nikita

Senators focus on MacArthur’s safety

EDMONTON, AB - NOVEMBER 13: Clarke MacArthur #16 of the Ottawa Senators in action against the Edmonton Oilers during an NHL game at Rexall Place on November 13, 2014 in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. (Photo by Derek Leung/Getty Images)
Getty
1 Comment

The Ottawa Senators were already trying to take a relatively safe approach with Clarke MacArthur, yet he suffered a concussion thanks to a Patrick Sieloff hit during a scrimmage.

It’s too early to say that MacArthur will be forced to retire after this latest injury. At the moment, the Senators were merely happy to see him at the rink receiving treatment, as Guy Boucher told reporters.

“At this point in time, it’s not about Clarke MacArthur the hockey player. It’s about Clarke MacArthur the person,” Mark Borowiecki said, according to the Ottawa Citizen’s Ken Warren.

It’s a thought echoed by Senators GM Pierre Dorion shortly after the check, noting that they’re most focused on MacArthur as a “human being.”

Many wonder if Sieloff will face repercussions – perhaps even being released – for delivering such a hit during a scrimmage, especially after just being acquired.

So far, it sounds like he isn’t getting much heat, at least beyond the initial reaction of players getting physical with him right after the check. Boucher said “we’re not pointing fingers at the young kid right now,” according to Warren.

Here’s video of that hit, by way of Silver Seven Sens:

Twitter has field day with Oilers’ dead-eyed mascot

1 Comment

The Edmonton Oilers started a Photoshopping frenzy on Monday by unleashing their bizarre, dead-eyed mascot “Hunter” onto the Internet.

Give the team credit; the road to this mascot was paved with good intentions. Apparently thousands of Edmonton-area students aided in choosing “Hunter,” who is a tribute to the team’s original owner.

Here’s the introductory Tweet itself. Feel free to insert your own screaming noises.

Let’s bypass the Oilers’ more mundane release for a “bio” written in character by the, erm, “Canadian lynx” itself. Here’s a choice bit:

Like my lynx family and friends, I only come out at night to hunt, and on one of those nights I actually came across a bunch of kids playing hockey on an outdoor rink. One look at the game and I was hooked. The speed, the skill, the fun! I began climbing up the banks of the River Valley every night during the winter, catching shinny games with everyone wearing their Edmonton Oilers jerseys, both old and new! It didn’t take me long to become a hard core Oilers fan.

O…K.

Honestly, there are a lot of elements to unpack here. We almost don’t need people to bat this one around on social media, but then again, Hunter inspires references from “Too Many Cooks” to “Thundercats” and more.

Let’s gather some of the best bits.

Futility references

Hey, did you hear that the Oilers struggle to compete? The Internet sure did.

They sure did.

Pop culture references

More than one Thundercats reference.

Warning, if you’ve never watched “Too Many Cooks,” you might not want to go down that rabbit hole. (Either that, or you’ll feel like you REALLY missed out … there’s not a lot of room in between.)

Creepiness

Sensibly enough, most people hit the highest notes about how specifically terrifying that mascot is. Some of these mix in pop culture references too, but still:

All in all, it was quite a good time, right?

/Plans on sleeping with every light on.

Report: Gaborik (foot) to miss eight weeks

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 17: Marian Gaborik #12 of Team Europe celebrates his first period goal against Team USA during the World Cup of Hockey tournament at the Air Canada Centre on September 17, 2016 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
Getty
3 Comments

Update: Yikes, the Los Angeles Kings announced that Marian Gaborik will be sidelined for eight weeks with a foot injury, according to the Los Angeles Times’ Helene Elliott.

Team Europe GM Miroslav Satan confirmed Gaborik’s departure:

“Due to a lower-body injury suffered on Sunday, forward Marian Gaborik has left Team Europe and he will not return. Marian was a very important part of Team Europe throughout the entire World Cup of Hockey and though he is leaving our group today, he remains a part of our team. We know he will be supporting us in the final against Team Canada and we wish him all the best in his recovery.”

***

Some bad news for Team Europe and the Los Angeles Kings — Marian Gaborik, who was seen this morning on crutches, is reportedly out of the World Cup of Hockey final and may miss the beginning of the NHL campaign as well.

The news, first reported by Sportsnet, comes after Gaborik played 17:58 in Europe’s shock semifinal win over Sweden, scoring his team’s opening goal.

Gaborik took a puck to the foot during the second period, yet managed to finish the game.

The veteran Slovak had enjoyed a good tournament prior to getting hurt, scoring a pair of goals while getting healthy doses of ice time, including nearly 19 in a win over the Czechs in the group stage.

With Gaborik out, Mikkel Boedker will (presumably) make his tournament debut. Boedker has been a healthy scratch for the Europeans thus far, though it’s possible he could continue to sit if head coach Ralph Krueger elects to dress seven defensemen — Luca Sbisa would get the call — rather than plug in another forward.

As for the ramifications for L.A… well, this could be tough. Gaborik, signed through 2021 at $4.875M per, only scored 12 goals and 22 points in 54 games last season — missing extensive time with a lingering knee injury — and the Kings were hopeful he was in line for a bounce-back campaign, especially given how good he looked at the World Cup.

Sportsnet reports Gaborik is headed back to Los Angeles today.