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Coming soon to Edmonton Oilers games: Cheerleaders?!

Part of the allure of the NHL for a lot of fans is the ability to take in an athletic event and not end up inundated with distractions aside from what’s going on on the ice. Sure arenas will do their part to break out with in-arena entertainment like the kiss cam, trivia, and videos meant to hype the fans up for action.

Something you generally don’t see in the NHL, however, are cheerleaders. Sure they’re more than popular in both football and basketball, but those games lend themselves well towards having more than reasonably attractive women with pom-poms and uniforms trying to lead the crowd on in cheers.

The NHL, as you may have noticed, doesn’t really do so well in providing an area for cheerleaders to both be effectively seen and heard. College hockey does, indeed have cheerleaders, and their efforts are mostly contained in pregame entertainment on the ice. The NHL has it’s share of “ice girls” who shovel the ice during timeouts while dressed up in team colors and sometimes scantily clad and even the Carolina Hurricanes have an actual group of cheerleaders called the Storm Squad.

Canadians have taken pride in that they take the game serious enough so that they don’t need cheerleaders to help spice things up at their home arenas. As it turns out, the Edmonton Oilers are about to shake things up and do things a lot different north of the border.

The Edmonton Oilers are looking for “athletic girls in good physical condition” to be part of a cheer team that will be the first of its kind for a Canadian NHL team.

A statement released by the team Thursday afternoon says the Edmonton Oilers cheer team will “amplify the already electric in-game entertainment lineup for fans at Rexall Place” and “augment participation at events and community functions throughout Oil Country.”

Edmonton Oilers president and CEO Patrick LaForge is quoted in the statement as saying the formation of the team is “another example of the Oilers responding to the wishes of our valued customers.”

All right so the Oilers have a lot of great young talent on the ice to keep everyone entertained, but with winter about to settle in on northern Alberta, apparently fans want the talent off the ice to be improved as well. Who knew? While last year’s Oilers were bad and not very enjoyable to watch, at least cheerleaders could’ve made for a distraction for some of the fans. I sincerely doubt female fans would give a crap about the types of people the Oilers are looking for.

What makes for a good idea on paper to a room full of old-school marketing gurus can turn into complete apathy when it’s put into action. Let’s face it, people aren’t dropping tons of money on tickets to an NHL game to see girls cheer the team on. I mean, maybe some people will enjoy that, but that’s just side show stuff. In Canada, however, this is sacrilege. Hell, in most of the NHL it feels wildly out of place. That’s not to say we’re against teams doing what they can to keep fans into the game, but this just seems pretty empty.

Sens demote former first-rounder Puempel

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Looks like Matt Puempel won’t be making the leap after all.

Puempel, the subject of Ottawa’s “looking to make the leap” profile during our Team of the Day series, has been sent down to AHL Binghamton one day prior to the Sens’ opener against Buffalo.

Puempel, taken by Ottawa in the first round (24th overall) at the ’11 draft, made his big-league debut last season and looked as though he’d stick around — only to suffer a high ankle sprain after 13 games, and miss the rest of the season.

The 22-year-old came into this year’s camp looking to secure a full-time position at the big league level, but was beaten out by Shane Prince for the final forward spot on the roster.

To be fair, contract status probably played a role. Prince would’ve had to clear waivers to get down to Bingo, whereas Puempel didn’t.

A former 30-goal scorer in the American League, Puempel is expected to get another look with Ottawa this season.

Report: Torres won’t appeal 41-game suspension


Sounds like Raffi Torres is accepting his punishment.

Per Sportsnet, Torres won’t appeal his 41-game suspension for an illegal hit to the head of Anaheim’s Jakob Silfverberg.

The report comes just days after the NHL’s Department of Player Safety levied one of the longest disciplinary rulings in league history, citing both the severity of the Silfverberg hit and Torres’ lengthy history of suspensions, fines and warnings.

There was some thought, however, that Torres would try to challenge the ruling.


He does have a history of success in that department. In 2012,Torres successfully appealed his suspension for a headshot on Chicago’s Marian Hossa, and had his punishment reduced from 25 games to 21.

Torres also isn’t considered a “repeat offender” under the current collective bargaining agreement, as his last suspension came in 2013.

Of course, part of that clean record is due to the fact he hasn’t played much. Torres has largely been sidelined by injury for the last two seasons, missing all of last year with knee problems.

Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman delved further into the repeat offender thing in his latest 30 Thoughts column:

If you read the relevant sections of the CBA, the league takes the position that the repeat offender status is only applicable to fines. Repeaters are fined on a per-game basis, non-repeaters on a per-day basis. (The former is more expensive, because there are fewer games than days in an NHL season.) However, if you go to Section 18.2, among the factors taken into account are, “the status of the offender and, specifically, whether the Player has a history of being subject to Supplementary Discipline for On-Ice Conduct.”

So, in the NHL’s view, a player’s history is relevant, even if longer than 18 months ago.

Should the report prove accurate and Torres doesn’t appeal, he will be eligible to return to action on Jan. 14, when the Sharks take on the Oilers.