Pre-season quick recaps – September 22nd

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Here’s your recap of tonight’s pre-season action. Please try to contain your excitement reading these scores and remember, nothing actually counts. It’s nice to have hockey to talk about at least.

orpik-franzen-9-22.jpgPittsburgh 5 – Detroit 1

Plus: New Penguins Mike Comrie, Brett Sterling, and Ryan Craig all made great first impressions in the first game at CONSOL Energy Center. Ruslan Salei had the only goal for Detroit, so that was nice.

Minus: Brooks Orpik getting kicked out of the game for a knee-on-knee hit with Johan Franzen. Chris Osgood letting in five goals on 27 shots is deflating for Detroit. Future Grand Rapids Griffin Brian Lashoff was a -4 on defense for the Wings.

Toronto 4 – Ottawa 1

Plus: Leafs line of Nikolai Kulemin-Tyler Bozak-Phil Kessel clicked well all night. That bodes well for the season as that will likely be the Leafs top line. Clarke MacArthur and Luca Caputi also had two point nights. Nick Foligno had the lone goal for Ottawa. Jay Rosehill had yet another fight to improve his cult hero status in Toronto.

Minus: Sens goalie Brian Elliott looked shaky making 26 saves in the game. TSN and NBC’s Pierre McGuire gets a thumbs-down for his lack of poise when Leafs defenseman Mike Komisarek dumped Senator Francis Lessard into his broadcast spot between the benches. We kid because we love, Pierre.

Washington 6 – Columbus 2

Plus: Caps forward and future Hershey Bear Matt Hendricks had a hat-trick. Tomas Fleischmann played a strong game in an effort to prove to everyone he can be the team’s #2 centerman adding a goal and two assists. Caps goalie Semyon Varlamov stopped all 20 shots he saw in 30 minutes of play. Rick Nash and Nikita Filatov scored for Columbus. They’ll need those two to get it done a lot this year.

Minus: Columbus goaltending was barf-tastic. Steve Mason stopped 11 of 13 shots while Daren Machesney stopped 12 of 16 shots. Jackets defensemen Teddy Ruth and Fedor Tyutin were both -3 on the night.

Boston 4 – Montreal 2

Plus: Nathan Horton made a good impression for Boston scoring 93 seconds into the game. Tyler Seguin had an assist and Patrice Bergeron stepped up in a big way with two goals including one shorthanded. Tomas Plekanec had a goal and assist while Josh Gorges had two assists for Montreal.

Minus: Carey Price had a rough night stopping six out of 10 shots he saw. Montreal fans had a worse night after booing Price off the ice when Curtis Sanford took over halfway through the game in a scheduled replacement. For the love of Henri Richard, Montreal – it’s the preseason!

boynton-durno-9-22.jpgTampa Bay 4 – Chicago 2

Plus: Simon Gagne makes a great first impression scoring a goal and getting two assists. Speaking of good impressions, Blair Jones of Tampa makes an impression on Hawks defenseman Nick Boynton’s face with his fist. Winnipeg natives Patrick Sharp and Jonathan Toews scored for Chicago.

Minus: Nick Boynton’s knee-on-knee hit with Chris Durno that earned him a face-beating via Blair Jones. Not cool, man. NHL veteran defenseman Jassen Cullimore looked lost out there for Chicago. Another season in Rockford awaits for him.

St. Louis 5 – Minnesota 1

Plus: Son of former NHL goon extraordinaire Basil McRae, Phillip McRae, scored for the Blues. David Backes and David Perron each had two points for St. Louis. Blues prospect Ben Bishop made 23 saves in the win. Martin Havlat scored the only goal for the hapless Wild.

Minus: The Wild didn’t sell out the game. Not usually a big deal for most teams in the preseason, but for the Wild this was their first non-sellout game in franchise history. Ouch, babe. Nicklas Backstrom stopped just 13 shots out of 18 in earning the loss.

Los Angeles 4 – Colorado 2

Plus: The Kings won after getting down 2-0. Four different Kings scored goals. Spreading the wealth is a good thing. Jonathan Bernier stopped 21 shots in the win. Kyle Quincey had a goal and an assist for the Avs.

Minus: The Avs gave up 42 shots to the Kings. The defensive plan for Colorado that reads “let them shoot at will” might not pan out this year. John Grahame (remember him?) was uninspiring stopping 21 of 24 shots in his 30 minutes of work for Colorado.

Edmonton 3 – Vancouver 2

Plus: Give it up for the underdogs. A mostly pedestrian lineup of Oilers pulled out the win having only Shawn Horcoff and Martin Gerber to really rely on. Ben Ondrus, Chris Vande Velde, and Gregory Stewart scored for the Oilers. Daniel Sedin and reclamation project Peter Schaefer scored for Vancouver.

Minus: Roberto Luongo was a bit rusty. Rebounds scattered all over the place and he played with relative unease in goal. Let’s hang a big minus overall on Vancouver for using a lineup loaded with regulars and losing to a team full of future Oklahoma City Barons. I know it’s preseason, but you should at least be able to come out on top in this game.

Anaheim 5 – San Jose 2

Plus: Ryan Getzlaf and Matt Beleskey each had two points for the Ducks while Jonas Hiller stopped all 20 shots he saw in 30 minutes of play. Torrey Mitchell had a goal for San Jose.

Minus: Antero Niittymaki was shaky as shaky can get stopping just eight out of 12 shots in 40 minutes. Sharks defensemen Nick Petrecki and Jason Demers were each -3 on the night.

Breaking: Predators’ Laviolette has not tried Nashville’s ‘hot chicken’ yet

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Nashville Predators head coach Peter Laviolette dropped a bombshell on “The Dan Patrick Show.” Some of us are still reeling from the revelation.

It turns out that Laviolette hasn’t tried “hot chicken” yet.

Laviolette explained that, if he had the “bird that bites back” before a game, he’s be on fire behind the bench. Sadly, Dan Patrick let him off the hook and didn’t ask “Well, what about off days, Lavi?”

(They might not be on a lazy hockey nickname basis yet, though, to be fair.)

All kidding aside, Laviolette provided more insight on the Predators’ Stanley Cup Final run – and not a lot more hot chicken hot takes – in the longer interview below.

Note: This post’s author may or may not have gone a year in Nashville without trying hot chicken either. Hey, Laviolette’s been there for three seasons now. Way worse.

‘Making Gretzky’s head bleed’ wasn’t so easy for ‘Swingers’ filmmaker

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Remember that classic (and very NSFW) video game hockey scene from “Swingers?” The one where Vince Vaughn espouses the virtues of Jeremy Roenick? It was pretty great, right?

There was something so organic about two friends getting up to video-game shenanigans (and discussing which 16-bit era game featured the best pixelated violence), but apparently it was easier to set the scene that it was to “make Wayne Gretzky’s head bleed.”

The Ringer’s Achievement Oriented podcast caught up with Doug Liman (pictured with Jon Favreau in this post’s main image) for some hysterical background information on getting that highly amusing scene right.

“I had never actually seen Wayne Gretzky draw blood, but Vince [Vaughn] claimed he could do it repeatedly, so we put it in the script,” Liman said. “The actors are reacting to that. And then we’re editing the movie and I bring the [game console] into the editing room and we start playing it and we’re recording it onto a videotape so that when we get the one piece we need we’ll play that back on the TV and shoot it. [We do this] for, like, weeks. Nobody can draw blood. And I’m like [to] Nintendo, ‘Hey, can you give us the backdoor key to doing this?’ It wasn’t like we were having fun playing the game, because all we would do was pass the puck down and set it up for Gretzky to get the puck and then we would, you know, try to slam him into the boards.”

Like a rare athletic feat, they got it right, but don’t ask Liman to pull it off on a whim. Liman sure made it seem like they were lucky to ever commit that moment to film.

Liman explained that it was “infuriatingly fleeting” and not the sort of video game trick that you could make work over and over again once you learned the right combination of button presses.

This is some really funny, fantastic background information on the movie that launched the careers of Favreau and Vaughn. It also helped remind us of that golden 16-bit era of EA NHL games, whether you preferred NHL ’94, ’95, or ’96. (And so on.)

Liman also shares a very amusing story about how hockey video game skills don’t exactly translate to the real sport, so check out the transcript and the full podcast for more.

And, if you’re playing a modern game like NHL ’17, don’t pick on “Super Fan 87.” Be nice to your friends. That’s the money move.

Here’s the scene itself. Again, a warning: there is strong language and 16-bit “gore.”

Price’s agent, Canadiens’ GM expected to meet next week

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It seems the two big orders of business for the Montreal Canadiens this offseason will be finding a way to re-sign Alexander Radulov, and come to terms on a new contract extension with franchise goaltender Carey Price.

According to multiple reports, including Pierre LeBrun and RDS, Price’s agent, Gerry Johansson, and Canadiens GM Marc Bergevin are expected to meet next week to potentially begin talking about a new deal.

Price, who has one year remaining on his current contract, will be eligible to sign a new extension on July 1 and it would be reasonable to assume that is going to be one of the larger contracts among the league’s goaltenders.

Price’s current contract will pay him $6.5 million next season, a figure that places him among the top-five goalies in the league.

Given what Price has meant to the Canadiens over the past four years he should expect to make something closer to the $7.5-$8 million figure that Henrik Lundqvist and Sergei Bobrovsky are currently making.

The 29-year-old Price has been one of the NHL’s best goalies for four years now and has a massive impact on the success of the Canadiens. When he is healthy, they win. When he is not (as he was not a year ago), they do not.

Of the 46 goalies that have appeared in at least 100 games since the start of the 2012-13 season, Price currently ranks in the top-three in save percentage (first), even-strength save percentage (first) goals against average (second), and shutouts (third). He has also taken home a Hart Trophy as league MVP and a Vezina Trophy as the NHL’s best goalie during that stretch.

Stanley Cup Final odds: Penguins open as favorites over Predators

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The 2017 Stanley Cup Final is set with the Pittsburgh Penguins, continuing their quest to repeat as champions, facing the Nashville Predators.

Both teams come in missing some key players (Kris Letang, Pittsburgh; Ryan Johansen, Nashville) but both still have plenty of star player with Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Phil Kessel, P.K. Subban, Filip Forsberg and the rest of Nashville’s defense headlining the series.

According to the folks at Bovada, the Penguins open the series as favorites to win it over the Predators.

NHL Stanley Cup Finals Series Price
Nashville Predators +135 (27/20)
Pittsburgh Penguins -155 (20/31)

The series begins on Monday night in Pittsburgh.

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