Members of the 'Apatowverse' begin casting for a new hockey movie 'Goon'

Earlier this summer, we discussed Kevin Smith’s potential new hockey movie “Hit Somebody.” Say what you will about the often-vulgar creator of Jay and Silent Bob, it was intriguing to hear that an occasionally deft hand was being put to work on a hockey movie.

Not to be outdone, it sounds like a few celebrity planets orbiting the “Apatowverse” are putting together a puck-based cinematic experience too. Sports and pop culture blog Get to Our Game reports that Jay Baruchel (the nerdy guy in many Apatow projects, including the underrated TV show “Undeclared”) and Evan Goldberg (writer for popular Apatow movie “Pineapple Express”) put together a screenplay based on the story of minor league enforcer Doug Smith. The movie will probably follow the book’s title “Goon.”

The blog discusses the film’s casting call and points out the beyond-eerie resemblance between actor Sean William Scott (aka Stifler from the “American Pie” series and oddly enough, the lead of Smith’s “Hit Somebody”) and former New York Ranger Jay Caufield.

But the key to this whole enterprise — and the factor that could make “Goon” resonate with actual hockey fans — may be the director. Michael Dowse, an Ontario native and rabid Habs fan, should bring a commitment to authenticity that you won’t find in other hockey movies.

The major open question is who will play the role of aging enforcer Ross “The Boss” Reardon, Doug’s antagonist and the most fearsome fighter in the league. Who could pull this off? Do we give Keanu Reeves another shot, or would that lead to too much unintentional comedy? What about an actor’s actor who plays hockey, like Tim Robbins?

One of the toughest calls in sports movies is casting based on “Acting ability vs. athletic ability.” You don’t want to cast someone who cannot even ice skate, but you also want audiences to be riveted by the off-ice scenes too. Finding actors who can act and skate like the wind must be pretty difficult.

(As you may remember, the great hockey movie “Miracle” casted acting newbies who could play some serious hockey in most of the roles and let Kurt Russell knock the Herb Brooks role out of the park. That allowed the hockey scenes to become some of the best ever committed to film … and it also allows me to think, “Hey look, Jim Craig is on a cop show now!” every time I flip past CSI: NY.)

Anyway, a movie being “in production” doesn’t guarantee it will see the light of day (or at least reasonably wide release), but “Goon” sounds like it could be one of the best hockey movies in ages if it works out properly. News might be sporadic on this flick, but I’ll fill you in when (or if) I hear more.

(H/T to Puck Daddy)

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    Ducks likely to recall Khudobin after Gibson injury

    Chicago Blackhawks' Richard Panik (14), of Slovakia, collides with Anaheim Ducks goalie John Gibson (36) during the second period of an NHL hockey game Saturday, Feb. 13, 2016, in Chicago. Anaheim won 3-2 in overtime. (AP Photo/Paul Beaty)
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    “Costly victories” may have been one of the themes of Saturday night, as some teams paired impressive wins with worrisome injuries.

    The good news is that, in each case, it appears that the early word is optimistic about those players (Tyler Seguin got stitched up in the Stars’ win, for example).

    The Anaheim Ducks are reportedly readying to recall Anton Khudobin on Sunday after John Gibson suffered an upper-body injury during a collision with Chicago Blackhawks forward Richard Panik.

    Again, so far the hope/expectation is that this might not be a major issue:

    The pessimistic take would be to wonder “Uh oh, is the Ducks goalie carousel starting again?”

    Frederik Andersen has seen some runs as Anaheim’s No. 1 guy, so maybe this issue is a reminder that the Ducks may be better off keeping both Gibson and Andersen around … at least while they can.

    Stars end Capitals’ winning streak, pass Blackhawks for West lead

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    For two periods, the Dallas Stars seemed to say, “Are you sure the Washington Capitals are the best team in the NHL?”

    They chased Braden Holtby and built a 4-0 lead through those first 40 minutes, and that was enough … but barely. The Stars beat the Capitals 4-3 on Saturday, which accomplished the following:

    • Dallas ended Washington’s winning streak at five games. The Stars have now won three straight.
    • This win slides the Stars ahead of the Chicago Blackhawks for first place in the highly competitive Central Division. While both teams sit at 77 standings points, Dallas holds three games in hand.
    • By passing Chicago, the Stars now lead the Western Conference as a whole.

    Impressive stuff. Some might even call it a statement game, although others may hold that nail-biting ending against them (possibly arguing that the Stars’ flaws may come back to haunt them in the playoffs).

    Dallas’ biggest concern likely has little to do with doubters. Instead, they must monitor the statuses of forwards Tyler Seguin and Cody Eakin.

    Long story short, the Stars are red-hot, yet bigger challenges likely lie ahead.

    Blackhawks fall to Ducks in OT, lose Hossa to injury

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    The Chicago Blackhawks are on edge on Saturday, and it’s not because of what’s currently a close game against the Anaheim Ducks.

    (Not that they’re indifferent toward a match against their opponents from last year’s conference final match, mind you.)

    Instead, the Blackhawks are quite concerned about the health of Marian Hossa, who needed help off of the ice following an awkward, scary-looking crash into the boards. (Hampus Lindholm delivered the hip check that sent Hossa sprawling, in case you’re wondering.)

    You can see that moment in the video above, while My Regular Face’s GIF also captures that troubling moment:

    It’s too early to tell if Hossa will bounce back or miss some time from this. Stay tuned for potential updates.

    Update: Joel Quenneville seems optimistic about Hossa, broadly speaking:

    Ryan Getzlaf scored the overtime game-winner as the Ducks won 3-2 (OT).

    Understatement: Saturday was a rough night for Panthers

    Nashville Predators center Colin Wilson (33) checks Florida Panthers center Jonathan Huberdeau (11) during the second period of an NHL hockey game, Saturday, Feb. 13, 2016, in Sunrise, Fla. (AP Photo/Alan Diaz)
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    If it weren’t for Mike Yeo and the Minnesota Wild, you could argue that the Florida Panthers suffered from the worst night so far.

    You can see that Saturday was unpleasant merely from looking at the scoreboard: the Nashville Predators pummeled the Panthers by an unkind score of 5-0.

    The pain goes beyond that … literally so.

    For one thing, Quinton Howden suffered an upper-body injury and did not return. That’s no good, but if you want to feel sick to your stomach, footage of Brandon Pirri‘s likely lower-body injury (ankle maybe?) may do the trick.

    (Seriously, you may be happier if you don’t look.)

    The Panthers didn’t make an announcement about Pirri one way or another, so we’ll see if he somehow avoided anything significant.

    Either way, it was a night this team would like to forget.