Members of the 'Apatowverse' begin casting for a new hockey movie 'Goon'

Earlier this summer, we discussed Kevin Smith’s potential new hockey movie “Hit Somebody.” Say what you will about the often-vulgar creator of Jay and Silent Bob, it was intriguing to hear that an occasionally deft hand was being put to work on a hockey movie.

Not to be outdone, it sounds like a few celebrity planets orbiting the “Apatowverse” are putting together a puck-based cinematic experience too. Sports and pop culture blog Get to Our Game reports that Jay Baruchel (the nerdy guy in many Apatow projects, including the underrated TV show “Undeclared”) and Evan Goldberg (writer for popular Apatow movie “Pineapple Express”) put together a screenplay based on the story of minor league enforcer Doug Smith. The movie will probably follow the book’s title “Goon.”

The blog discusses the film’s casting call and points out the beyond-eerie resemblance between actor Sean William Scott (aka Stifler from the “American Pie” series and oddly enough, the lead of Smith’s “Hit Somebody”) and former New York Ranger Jay Caufield.

But the key to this whole enterprise — and the factor that could make “Goon” resonate with actual hockey fans — may be the director. Michael Dowse, an Ontario native and rabid Habs fan, should bring a commitment to authenticity that you won’t find in other hockey movies.

The major open question is who will play the role of aging enforcer Ross “The Boss” Reardon, Doug’s antagonist and the most fearsome fighter in the league. Who could pull this off? Do we give Keanu Reeves another shot, or would that lead to too much unintentional comedy? What about an actor’s actor who plays hockey, like Tim Robbins?

One of the toughest calls in sports movies is casting based on “Acting ability vs. athletic ability.” You don’t want to cast someone who cannot even ice skate, but you also want audiences to be riveted by the off-ice scenes too. Finding actors who can act and skate like the wind must be pretty difficult.

(As you may remember, the great hockey movie “Miracle” casted acting newbies who could play some serious hockey in most of the roles and let Kurt Russell knock the Herb Brooks role out of the park. That allowed the hockey scenes to become some of the best ever committed to film … and it also allows me to think, “Hey look, Jim Craig is on a cop show now!” every time I flip past CSI: NY.)

Anyway, a movie being “in production” doesn’t guarantee it will see the light of day (or at least reasonably wide release), but “Goon” sounds like it could be one of the best hockey movies in ages if it works out properly. News might be sporadic on this flick, but I’ll fill you in when (or if) I hear more.

(H/T to Puck Daddy)

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    Scary moment: Carlo Colaiacovo hospitalized with ‘dented trachea’

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    Buffalo Sabres defenseman Carlo Colaiacovo has experienced plenty of bad injury luck in his winding career, but Saturday presented one of his worst scares.

    As you can see from the video above, Colaiacovo received a scary cross-check from Viktor Arvidsson of the Nashville Predators, who received a major penalty and game misconduct.

    Sabres head coach Dan Bylsma said that Colaiacovo was hospitalized with a “dented trachea” yet is OK, the Buffalo News’ John Vogl reports.

    Frightening stuff from an eventual 4-1 Sabres win.

    PHT will keep an eye out for additional updates regarding Colaiacovo’s health (and a possible suspension for Arvidsson).

    Comeback Kings: Gaborik pulls L.A. past Kane, Blackhawks

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    Patrick Kane set an American scoring record, and added another assist to make it more impressive, but the Los Angeles Kings just wouldn’t be denied.

    In the end, Marian Gaborik‘s big night meant more than Kane’s; he scored the tying and then overtime game-winner, both assisted by Anze Kopitar, for a rousing 4-3 overtime Kings win.

    Gaborik’s first goal:

    And here’s video of the OT-GWG:

    Noticing a theme tonight? Yeah, it’s been an evening in which it’s dangerous to assume a lead would stand.

    With that, the Kings stick to the No. 1 spot in the Pacific Division, but Chicago shouldn’t feel all bad. The Blackhawks were able to piece together a decent run during their dreaded “circus trip.”

    Patrick Kane’s streak hits 19 games, setting a new American record


    When it comes to point streaks for U.S.-born NHL players, Patrick Kane now stands alone.

    With a power-play goal early in Saturday’s Blackhawks – Kings game, Kane extended his streak to 19 games, breaking a tie with Phil Kessel and Eddie Olczyk (who finished with at least a point in 18 straight).

    As of this writing, Kane has 11 goals and 19 assists during this 19-game streak. He also leads the NHL in scoring.

    Bobby Hull’s 21-game point streak stands as the Chicago Blackhawks’ overall team record, by the way.

    So, how would you protect a lead against the Stars?


    You know what they say: it’s easy to bash a strategy in hindsight.

    Slam that NFL head coach for going for it on fourth down … or settling for the field goal. Bury that MLB manager because he kept a pitcher in too long. And so on.

    “Score effects” settle in during almost any lopsided hockey game, yet the Dallas Stars present quite a conundrum: what’s the best way to put a way a team with this much firepower?

    Tonight may have presented the greatest evidence that this team won’t go away easy, as it seemed like the Minnesota Wild had the best of a tired Stars team* when they built a 3-0 lead.

    Instead, the Stars scored three third-period goals while Tyler Seguin capped the comeback with an overtime-winner.

    It was one of those bend-and-then-break moments for Minnesota. Dallas generated a 44-26 shot advantage, including a ridiculous 35-15 edge in the final two periods.

    Does that mean that Mike Yeo may have tried to play too conservatively with a healthy lead? It’s a possibility.

    On the other hand, would the Wild be wiser to try to run-and-gun with one of the most dangerous offenses in the NHL?

    It sure seems like a pick-your-poison situation. Which way would you lean, though?

    * – To be fair to Minnesota, each team was on back-to-backs.