Get to know your Frozen Four finalists


bigben.jpgWith Miami of Ohio knocking off Michigan in double overtime after a dubiously early whistle prevented a goal for the Wolverines, the NCAA Frozen Four is set to go on April 8. Here are the two games that will be played that Thursday. And just for fun, I will scour the Internet to give you a few fun (and a few not-so-fun) facts about each school. I’m sure Brandon will fill you in later on, you know, actually relevant stuff.

Miami of Ohio

  • Ben Roethlisberger went there. He should be an honorary Finn based on the sheer difficulty of spelling his last name. If nothing else, he could at least share a beer or two with Jamie Langenbrunner (not a Finn, just another guy with a challenging last name, mind you.)
  • You can say “I went to school in Oxford” and not totally be lying. Just make sure to say “Oxford” a lot louder than “Ohio.”
  • Last year was their first appearance in the Frozen Four. They lost in the championship game to Boston University.
  • Dan Boyle leads the list of Redhawks (Redhawks? Really?) who went on to have NHL careers.
  • If you root based on emotional factors, it’s hard to top “Win it for Burkie.” (Brendan Burke, son of Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke, died in a car accident shortly after telling the world that he was gay. Just a heartbreaking story.)

vs. Boston College

  • BC’s hockey history goes way back. They’re definitely a “hockey factory” as their squads tend to be loaded with draft picks.
  • Former BC Eagles that are current NHL players include Bill Guerin, Brian Gionta and Rob Scuderi.
  • Doug Flutie threw that awesome Hail Mary TD pass playing for BC. In other news, he is short.



  • They’ve won six national championships.
  • Ron Dayne played for their football team and then drew my ire during his brief and horrible career as a New York Giant. Seriously, he stunk.
  • I am obligated by the Board of Lazy Joking to mention something about cheese here.

vs. RIT

  • Apparently RIT stands for “Rochester Institute of Technology.” I can’t lie to you, I was really pulling for “Rhode Island Tech.” I guess we can’t always get what we want.
  • You know, there just aren’t enough teams with tigers as their mascots. It always seems to be some ultra-specific regional wildcat but tigers are super cool. (This concludes the scientific and objective part of the post.)
  • Cameron Burt is supposed to be really good. If his teammates refuse to call him Cameron Burt Reynolds, then I will immediately be forced to root for Wisconsin. I am a man of twisted and nonsensical principles.
  • I genuinely have nothing else to say about RIT. I apologize for my ignorance.

So, there’s a few fun facts for each game. Miami of Ohio vs. Boston College will take place at 8 PM ET while Wisconsin vs. RIT will take place at 5 PM ET on Thursday, April 8. If you’ve never had the chance to watch college hockey, you should definitely give it a chance. Besides, you might see the next Martin St. Louis or Paul Kariya or Marty Turco.

Latest report leaves Carey Price’s injury timeline fuzzy

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There’s one thing we seem to know about Carey Price‘s injury situation: he first got hurt stepping on a puck on Oct. 29, according to Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman.

Contrary to earlier reports about him missing about a month, it sounds like his window of recovery is still up in the air (which, to be fair, could mean that he’ll still miss about a month when it’s all said and done).

ESPN’s Pierre LeBrun reports that Price underwent testing with Montreal’s team doctor on Saturday and is expected to go through more; we may not know more about his expected injury timeline until early this coming week.

So, basically, Price’s situation is fuzzier than his mustache right now.

Leg injuries can be tricky anyway, so we shouldn’t be too surprised that there are mixed signals regarding Price, and this may remain a fluid situation for some time.

(But we’ll hopefully know more soon enough.)

Lightning lament life as a .500 team

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The Tampa Bay Lightning have plenty of time to rise above mediocrity, yet it still must be deserving to finish at .500 for two straight months.

After last night’s 3-2 loss to the New York Islanders, that’s exactly where they find themselves:

Record at the end of October: 5-5-2

Record at the end of November: 11-11-3

As of this writing, the Lightning found themselves on the outside looking in at the playoff picture. It all stands as a pretty tough thing for the reigning Eastern Conference champs to swallow.

The uncomfortable-yet-vital question is: can the Lightning break out of this funk?

Looking at their schedule, it won’t be easy, at least not right away.

They crawl through California during a three-game road trip to start December, and they also face six of eight on the road from Dec. 2 – 18.

The Lightning soak up home dates to finish 2015 after that, but what damage will be done by then?

Frankly, the Bolts will need to dig deep to break this pattern. If nothing else, they’ve fought with their backs against the wall before.

Dubinsky won’t change, and he won’t go easy on Crosby


Sometimes a suspension will shame a player, or at least inspire him to change the way he plays.

That apparently won’t happen regarding Brandon Dubinsky‘s one-game timeout session for cross-checking Sidney Crosby.

Dubinsky told Aaron Portzline of the Columbus Dispatch that he won’t alter his style, whether it’s against Crosby or someone else.

“Nope,” Dubinsky said. “You know, I’ve played the same way my whole career and I’m not going to change. The next time I have an opportunity to play (Crosby), I’m going to play him hard.”

In case you’re wondering, that next opportunity comes on Dec. 21 in Pittsburgh, assuming that both players are healthy and not suspended.

One can understand Dubinsky’s perspective, although such honesty would be that much more interesting if there’s another incident with Crosby. His initial reaction to the hit was interestingly candid, admitting that his “stick rode up” on his adversary.

Would that stance – which, from a harsher view, might seem flippant to Dubinsky’s critics – open the door for a bigger future bit of a discipline?

Maybe, maybe not … but at least his comments aren’t as inflammatory as what John Tortorella said (at least on the record).

Bad news for Boedker: Coyotes won’t face Sens again in 2015-16


Sorry Mikkel Boedker, you won’t get to face the Ottawa Senators again this season.

OK, it could happen if the speedster is traded from the Arizona Coyotes. He could also face the Senators in the unlikely instance that the two teams fight it out in the 2016 Stanley Cup Final.

Beyond those two possibilities, Saturday night was it, and Boedker must have been licking his chops much like an actual coyote.

For the second straight game, Boedker managed a hat trick against the Senators, helping Arizona beat Ottawa 4-3 last night. His third tally stood as the game-winner in a 4-3 victory.

You can watch all three goals in the video above.

It’s oddly fitting that Boedker has three goals this season … against teams not named the Ottawa Senators.