Minnesota manages just 11 shots in loss

Wild.jpgIt was like a train wreck. I didn’t want to watch it, but I couldn’t
look away.

I wasn’t planning on watching nearly all of the
Minnesota and Florida game, mainly because the matchup had zero playoff
implications. But as soon I got wind of the offensive firepower that was
underway up in the twin cities, well I just had to see for myself.

And
what a display that was. Of complete and utter offensive futility by
the Minnesota Wild.

The game actually started off well. The Wild
scored two quick goals in the first period and looked to be in control,
and I’m guessing there was some brief thoughts on whether to pull Tomas
Vokoun. But no fear, because Vokoun would factor very little into the
remainder of the game.

The Wild registered four shots on goal in
the first period and three in the second — it was over eleven minutes
into the third period that Minnesota had another shot. So bad was the
lack of offense that the crowd sarcastically cheered a mere shot when
they were able to finally get a puck on net.

It wasn’t all
Minnesota – you have to give credit to Florida as well. But the team
managed just 11 total shots on goal through three periods of regulation
and five minutes of overtime; there had to be a complete breakdown of
execution and desire along most stops on the Wild roster, right?

What
was even more humiliating was the fact that Florida tied the game in
the third period before eventually winning the game in the shootout. The
Wild didn’t score a goal in four rounds of the skills competition; I’m
guessing they were thrown off a bit by actually being forced to shoot
the puck at the goal.

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    Royal beating: Lucic, Kings crush Bruins 9-2

    As Boston Bruins' Patrice Bergeron (37) looks on Los Angeles Kings' Milan Lucic waves to the crowd after a tribute to him was played on the screen during the first period of an NHL hockey game in Boston Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2016. (AP Photo/Winslow Townson)
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    The Boston Bruins welcomed Milan Lucic back on Tuesday. Maybe they shouldn’t have extended such a warm welcome to the Los Angeles Kings overall, however.

    You won’t see many games as lopsided as this one, at least in 2015-16, as the Kings walloped the Bruins by a humbling score of 9-2.

    Lucic wasn’t just there, either, as he scored a goal and an assist in his quite triumphant return to Boston.

    Tuukka Rask had a short night in Boston’s net, yet it wasn’t as if Jonas Gustavsson enjoyed his time. It was a pretty sound beating by all accounts.

    This dominant win is a heck of a way for the Kings to begin an imposing seven-game road trip, which continues against the New York Islanders on Thursday. The Bruins probably want to burn the tape on this one themselves, as they’re about to head on a six-game road trip.

    Video: Evander Kane believes he won his fights vs. Alex Petrovic

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    The Florida Panthers are beating up the Buffalo Sabres where it counts – on the scoreboard – but Evander Kane was happy to highlight his perceived victories in a couple bouts.

    Buffalo’s power forward fought Alex Petrovic twice on Tuesday, and Kane wasn’t shy about holding up a “2-0.”

    You can watch the second fight above, and the first one below, via Hockey Fights by way of MSG:

    This GIF might just say it all, really:

    Update: Apparently they fought again moments after this post went up.

    Probably safe to call it a rivalry between the two, right?

    The Panthers ultimately won 7-4.

    Fight video: Yes, a visor-breaking punch

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    Some hockey players resist the urge to wear a visor, at least if they’re given that choice.

    Perhaps a few will say “Hey, Nathan Beaulieu will just punch it off anyway.”

    Maybe not, but Beaulieu provided a rather unique moment in his fight with Cedric Paquette during the Montreal Canadiens – Tampa Bay Lightning game. You can watch that bout in the video above, and see a cut on the Lightning pest’s face from that blow.

    Want it in GIF form? OK then:

    Sending a message: Flames scratch Gaudreau, Monahan, Bouma

    Calgary Flames' Sean Monahan, left, celebrates his goal with teammate Johnny Gaudreau during the third period against the Carolina Hurricanes in an NHL hockey game Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2016, in Calgary, Alberta. (Jeff McIntosh/The Canadian Press via AP)
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    Sean Monahan and Johnny Gaudreau figure to be a big part of the Calgary Flames’ forward group, both in the present and the future.

    That said, it the very specific present, they’ll be watching Tuesday’s game from the press box.

    After an unsatisfactory practice amid flailing playoff hopes, Flames head coach Bob Hartley made a big statement tonight, taking Monahan, Gaudreau and Lance Bouma out of the lineup as healthy scratches against the Toronto Maple Leafs.

    Wow.

    It’s amusing timing, too, as the Maple Leafs will roll with a bit of a skeleton crew of their own after that splashy Dion Phaneuf trade.

    Some background

    Sportsnet’s Mark Spector was there for the practice, which was unusually short at 25 minutes.

    “He wasn’t happy with the way we were practicing,” David Jones told Spector. “It’s a little embarrassing when we’re not (making) five-foot passes.

    “I think he was pretty pissed off about the way things were looking.”

    Call it a combination of poor execution and maybe a tardy arrival … perhaps from a Super Bowl party or two?